Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of my mouth
Arachilbutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Let it be known that I do not fear peanut butter. I love peanut butter. I have about seven empty Peter Pan Peanut Butter containers on my kitchen counter. Everyday after school at 5:15 is peanut butter sandwhich time. It's simple and delicious. It's a win-win. Nothing can be perfect though. I overload the peanut butter on the bread. By doing this, I have an enjoyable but stressful snack. The large amount of peanut butter tastes delicious, and it makes me happy; however, one bite can ruin my mood. After a large intake of peanut butter, I feel like I can't breathe. It's a horrible feeling. The only thing that can cure this horrible feeling is water or any liquid found in the fridge. Once I blend the water and the peanut butter together, my problem is fixed. The feeling of suffication doesn't feel good. It isn't comforting. One might think that I would stop overloading the amount of peanut butter that I eat at one time. This is not true at all. I still overload my sandwhiches with peanut butter. It's too delicious to resist. It would be an extreme sacrifice to lighten the load of peanut butter. The suffication scares me, and I'm aware that I'll go through that pain when I eat. Lighten the load of peanut butter so I won't get that sufficating feeling: that's a sacrifice that I will never be able to make.
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